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About the Hotel

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX
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Near Bekonscot Model Village
Very good
7.4
7.8
/10
3.5
3.3
/5

Rooms

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers extravagantly designed rooms featuring baths that fill from the ceiling and walk-in wet rooms. Each room includes bespoke furnishings, velvet walls, and leather floors. The hotel is housed in a meticulously restored 15th-century townhouse, allowing guests to experience both luxury and history.

Dining

Two in-house restaurants deliver original culinary experiences including a modern British restaurant and an authentic Thai-Malay venue. The English restaurant provides fresh fish directly from the boat and rare-breed meats sourced from local farms. Guests can enjoy alfresco dining beside the pool or in the stylish library and hunting lodge settings.

Event Spaces

The hotel features several unique venues for private gatherings, including the Moroccan Lounge and the Library. The Moroccan Lounge can accommodate up to 90 guests, offering an exotic setting with customizable dining options. The Hunting Lodge combines rustic charm and elegance, seating up to 22 guests for intimate events.

Wellness and Leisure

Guests can enjoy outdoor alfresco spaces, including a glamorous Moroccan-themed pool area. Thai massage services are available, providing relaxation through traditional techniques. The hotel often hosts lively events, including poolside parties and live DJ nights during weekends.

Location

Set in the charming town of Beaconsfield, the hotel is conveniently located opposite the picturesque St Mary and All Saints Church. This prime location allows easy access to local attractions and events. Guests can enjoy the scenic surroundings while experiencing the hotel's distinctive flair.

Highlights

Rooms: extravagant rooms with bespoke furnishings .

Dining: two in-house restaurants .

Event Spaces: Moroccan Lounge for 90 guests .

Wellness: Thai massage services available .

Location: opposite St Mary and All Saints church .

Must-do experiences

  • Stroll through Beaconsfield's historic Old Town for charming shops.
  • Try the homemade pastries at The Beaconsfield Bakery on the High Street.
  • Visit the stunning Beaconsfield Art and Culture Centre for local art.
  • Explore the picturesque parks at Holtspur Bottom nature reserve nearby.
  • Enjoy a meal at The Olde Bell, famous for its traditional British fare.
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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Cosy
2 persons
220 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Snug
2 persons
130 sq. feet 
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Boujee
2 persons
280 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Decadent
2 persons
435 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
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Facilities

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Very good
7.6/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • No pets allowed
  • Luggage storage
  • Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

  • Fitness centre
  • Hiking

Services

  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Live entertainment
  • Full body massage

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Sitting area
  • Terrace
  • Tea and coffee facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield invites guests to explore a delightful blend of culinary experiences, featuring both traditional British and exotic Thai flavors. The charming settings create the perfect backdrop for memorable meals, whether it's a romantic dinner or a family lunch.
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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Restaurant photo The photo shows a long, elegantly set dining table in a dimly lit room. The table is covered with a dark grey tablecloth and is adorned with numerous tall candles in ornate silver candelabras. The candles are lit, casting a warm glow on the table.

Thai Restaurant

Thai
Ambiance
Traditional, Romantic
Key Offerings
Savor a selection of award-winning Thai dishes, expertly prepared by skilled chefs. Guests can also enjoy afternoon tea in the airy Moroccan-themed lounge, adding a unique twist to the dining experience.
Reservation
Recommended
Lunch: Tuesday to Sunday 12:00 - 15:00; Dinner: Tuesday to Sunday 17:30 - 22:30

English Restaurant

British
Ambiance
Traditional, Romantic
Key Offerings
Delight in classic British dishes made with a super-range of fresh fish from Grimsby Docks. This inviting restaurant creates a cozy atmosphere perfect for leisurely lunches or intimate dinners.
Reservation
Not needed
Lunch and Dinner: Monday to Sunday 12:00 - 22:00

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Location

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX
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Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX
Nearby
Penn Street
Penn Wood
100 ft
Restaurants
The White Hart
300 ft
Aylesbury End
The Treehouse
600 ft
35 Aylesbury End
Basmati Indian Restaurant
1200 ft
43 Aylesbury End
Zizzi - Beaconsfield
700 ft
41 Aylesbury End
Leigh House
200 ft
Leigh House 53 Wycombe End
The Royal Saracens Head
400 ft
6-8 London End
No 5
500 ft
5 London End
Pizza Express
500 ft
14 London End
The Old Tea House
500 ft
7 Windsor End
Giggling Squid Beaconsfield
600 ft
Old Mulberry House 22 London End
The Old Bengal
700 ft
15 Wycombe End
Explore Beaconsfield
Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
The Home of G. K. Chesterton
The Home of G. K. Chesterton
14 minutes' walk
This historic site offers insight into the life of the famous author with guided tours available on select days.
Bekonscot Model Village
Bekonscot Model Village
25 minutes' walk
The world's oldest model village features intricately detailed miniature landscapes and is perfect for families.
Penn Wood
Penn Wood
1 minute' walk
A beautiful wooded area ideal for short walks and nature spotting, perfect for a quick outdoor escape.
Thrilling Biking at Burnham Beeches
11 minutes' drive
Rent bikes to explore scenic trails at Burnham Beeches, suitable for both thrill-seekers and nature lovers.
Relaxation at Local Spas
3 minutes' drive
Experience rejuvenating treatments at local spas, perfect for a serene day of pampering and wellness.
The White Hart
The White Hart
2 minutes' walk
A cozy pub offering classic British fare with a warm atmosphere. Vegetarian options available.
Zizzi - Beaconsfield
Zizzi - Beaconsfield
3 minutes' walk
An Italian restaurant known for its vibrant decor and delicious wood-fired pizzas. Reservations recommended.
The Beaconsfield Film Society
2 minutes' drive
Offers a range of indie and classic films, creating a charming space for cinema lovers in Beaconsfield.
The Treehouse
The Treehouse
3 minutes' walk
A lively venue hosting regular live music and events, perfect for a fun night out.
Getting around
City Centre
Beaconsfield14 min  ·  3700 ft
Airports
London Heathrow Airport (LHR)36 min  ·  14.7 mi
London Luton Airport (LTN)80 min  ·  32.8 mi
Train
Beaconsfield Railway Station14 min  ·  3700 ft
Seer Green Train Station27 min  ·  1.4 mi
Underground
Amersham13 min  ·  5.2 mi
Uxbridge20 min  ·  7.9 mi
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
from 07:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Public parking is possible at a location nearby for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 1071 verified reviews
7.0/10
Very good
62%
Recommend
Breakfast
8.3/10
Cleanliness
7.9/10
Comfort
8.0/10
Facilities
7.6/10
Free Wi-Fi
7.6/10
Location
8.2/10
Paid Wi-Fi
8.2/10
Staff
8.2/10
Value for money
6.8/10
Pros
Stunning rooms
Friendly staff
Great drinks
Cosy nooks
Cons
Uncomfortable heat
Low lighting
No extractor fan
Hidden parking
Guest reviews
based on 1964 reviews
7.4/10
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FAQs
About Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
What time is check-in and check-out at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is by 11:00.
What is the distance from Crazy Bear Beaconsfield to London Heathrow Airport?
The hotel is 25 km from London Heathrow Airport, approximately a 19-minute drive.
What are the dining options available at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
The hotel features two restaurants including an on-site Thai restaurant.
Are there any nearby restaurants to Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Nearby restaurants include Basmati Indian Restaurant (0.5 km), Chez Pain (0.5 km), and Zizzi - Beaconsfield (0.5 km).
What unique amenities does Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offer in its rooms?
Rooms include a flat-screen TV, a coffee machine, free Wi-Fi, and some have baths that fill from the ceiling.
What leisure facilities does Crazy Bear Beaconsfield have?
Guests can enjoy an outdoor swimming pool and a spa bath.
What languages are spoken by the staff at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Staff members are proficient in English.
Are there any notable attractions near Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Nearby attractions include Cliveden House (10 minutes by car) and Bekonscot Model Village (5 minutes by car).
Does Crazy Bear Beaconsfield provide any spa services?
The hotel offers spa services, including massages and a hot tub.
What type of breakfast does Crazy Bear Beaconsfield serve?
The hotel offers a complimentary continental breakfast that includes chopped fruit salad.
What kind of room styles are available at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Rooms are individually designed with five categories, including luxurious options with unique features.
How far is Crazy Bear Beaconsfield from the center of Beaconsfield?
The hotel is located approximately 2 km from the center of Beaconsfield.

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