Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Interior photo The photo shows a luxurious and opulent bathroom with a distinctly vintage or perhaps even slightly theatrical feel. The room is dimly lit, creating a dramatic atmosphere. 

The focal point is a large, ornate bathtub made of a dark, possibly metallicCrazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Exterior photo The photo shows a tranquil outdoor pool area, likely at a resort or hotel. The pool is rectangular and appears to be a light blue color, with some ripples on the surface. Adjacent to the pool is a smaller, square jacuzzi or hot tub, also filled with Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Exterior photo The photo shows a bathroom with a unique, rustic aesthetic. The room is situated in an attic space, characterized by a steeply pitched wooden ceiling painted a vibrant red. The ceiling beams and rafters are exposed, adding to the architectural charm.
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About the Hotel

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX
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Near Bekonscot Model Village
Very good
7.4
7.8
/10
3.5
3.3
/5

Rooms

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers extravagantly designed rooms featuring baths that fill from the ceiling and walk-in wet rooms. Each room includes bespoke furnishings, velvet walls, and leather floors. The hotel is housed in a meticulously restored 15th-century townhouse, allowing guests to experience both luxury and history.

Dining

Two in-house restaurants deliver original culinary experiences including a modern British restaurant and an authentic Thai-Malay venue. The English restaurant provides fresh fish directly from the boat and rare-breed meats sourced from local farms. Guests can enjoy alfresco dining beside the pool or in the stylish library and hunting lodge settings.

Event Spaces

The hotel features several unique venues for private gatherings, including the Moroccan Lounge and the Library. The Moroccan Lounge can accommodate up to 90 guests, offering an exotic setting with customizable dining options. The Hunting Lodge combines rustic charm and elegance, seating up to 22 guests for intimate events.

Wellness and Leisure

Guests can enjoy outdoor alfresco spaces, including a glamorous Moroccan-themed pool area. Thai massage services are available, providing relaxation through traditional techniques. The hotel often hosts lively events, including poolside parties and live DJ nights during weekends.

Location

Set in the charming town of Beaconsfield, the hotel is conveniently located opposite the picturesque St Mary and All Saints Church. This prime location allows easy access to local attractions and events. Guests can enjoy the scenic surroundings while experiencing the hotel's distinctive flair.

Highlights

Rooms: extravagant rooms with bespoke furnishings

Dining: two in-house restaurants

Event Spaces: Moroccan Lounge for 90 guests

Wellness: Thai massage services available

Location: opposite St Mary and All Saints church

Must-do experiences

  • Stroll through Beaconsfield's historic Old Town for charming shops.
  • Try the homemade pastries at The Beaconsfield Bakery on the High Street.
  • Visit the stunning Beaconsfield Art and Culture Centre for local art.
  • Explore the picturesque parks at Holtspur Bottom nature reserve nearby.
  • Enjoy a meal at The Olde Bell, famous for its traditional British fare.
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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Cosy
2 persons
220 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Snug
2 persons
130 sq. feet 
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Boujee
2 persons
280 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Decadent
2 persons
435 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
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Facilities

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Very good
7.7/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • No pets allowed
  • Luggage storage
  • Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

  • Fitness centre
  • Hiking

Services

  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Live entertainment
  • Full body massage

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Sitting area
  • Terrace
  • Tea and coffee facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield invites guests to explore a delightful blend of culinary experiences, featuring both traditional British and exotic Thai flavors. The charming settings create the perfect backdrop for memorable meals, whether it's a romantic dinner or a family lunch.
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Restaurant photo The photo shows a cozy and intimate scene, likely in a restaurant or a well-appointed home. The main focus is a wooden coffee table in the foreground, adorned with a few items. 

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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Restaurant photo The photo shows a beautifully set afternoon tea on a shiny, dark-colored table. The table is adorned with a three-tiered serving stand filled with an assortment of delicate pastries and cakes. The top tier holds small, round pastries, while the middl
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Restaurant photo The photo shows a long, elegantly set dining table in a dimly lit room. The table is covered with a dark grey tablecloth and is adorned with numerous tall candles in ornate silver candelabras. The candles are lit, casting a warm glow on the table.

Thai Restaurant

Thai
Ambiance
Traditional, Romantic
Key Offerings
Savor a selection of award-winning Thai dishes, expertly prepared by skilled chefs. Guests can also enjoy afternoon tea in the airy Moroccan-themed lounge, adding a unique twist to the dining experience.
Reservation
Recommended
Lunch: Tuesday to Sunday 12:00 - 15:00; Dinner: Tuesday to Sunday 17:30 - 22:30

English Restaurant

British
Ambiance
Traditional, Romantic
Key Offerings
Delight in classic British dishes made with a super-range of fresh fish from Grimsby Docks. This inviting restaurant creates a cozy atmosphere perfect for leisurely lunches or intimate dinners.
Reservation
Not needed
Lunch and Dinner: Monday to Sunday 12:00 - 22:00

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Location

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX
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Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX
Nearby
Penn Street
Penn Wood
100 ft
Restaurants
The White Hart
300 ft
Aylesbury End
The Treehouse
600 ft
35 Aylesbury End
Basmati Indian Restaurant
1200 ft
43 Aylesbury End
Zizzi - Beaconsfield
700 ft
41 Aylesbury End
Leigh House
200 ft
Leigh House 53 Wycombe End
The Royal Saracens Head
400 ft
6-8 London End
No 5
500 ft
5 London End
Pizza Express
500 ft
14 London End
The Old Tea House
500 ft
7 Windsor End
Giggling Squid Beaconsfield
600 ft
Old Mulberry House 22 London End
The Old Bengal
700 ft
15 Wycombe End
Explore Beaconsfield
Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
The Home of G. K. Chesterton
The Home of G. K. Chesterton
14 minutes' walk
This historic site offers insight into the life of the famous author with guided tours available on select days.
Bekonscot Model Village
Bekonscot Model Village
25 minutes' walk
The world's oldest model village features intricately detailed miniature landscapes and is perfect for families.
Penn Wood
Penn Wood
1 minute' walk
A beautiful wooded area ideal for short walks and nature spotting, perfect for a quick outdoor escape.
Thrilling Biking at Burnham Beeches
11 minutes' drive
Rent bikes to explore scenic trails at Burnham Beeches, suitable for both thrill-seekers and nature lovers.
Relaxation at Local Spas
3 minutes' drive
Experience rejuvenating treatments at local spas, perfect for a serene day of pampering and wellness.
The White Hart
The White Hart
2 minutes' walk
A cozy pub offering classic British fare with a warm atmosphere. Vegetarian options available.
Zizzi - Beaconsfield
Zizzi - Beaconsfield
3 minutes' walk
An Italian restaurant known for its vibrant decor and delicious wood-fired pizzas. Reservations recommended.
The Beaconsfield Film Society
2 minutes' drive
Offers a range of indie and classic films, creating a charming space for cinema lovers in Beaconsfield.
The Treehouse
The Treehouse
3 minutes' walk
A lively venue hosting regular live music and events, perfect for a fun night out.
Getting around
City Centre
Beaconsfield14 min  ·  3700 ft
Airports
London Heathrow (LHR)36 min  ·  14.7 mi
London Luton (LTN)80 min  ·  32.8 mi
Train
Beaconsfield Railway Station14 min  ·  3700 ft
Seer Green Train Station27 min  ·  1.4 mi
Underground
Amersham13 min  ·  5.2 mi
Uxbridge20 min  ·  7.9 mi
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
from 07:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Public parking is possible at a location nearby for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48

Reviews and Ratings

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The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is known for its special and stylish decor, with a TV that pops up from the base of the bed and glorious toiletries being a common highlight. Guests often appreciate the comfortable beds and the feature bath with a cascade shower. While most find the experience enjoyable, some guests have noted that the absence of tea and coffee making facilities in the room was a slight inconvenience.
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Review score
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7.0/10
Very good
61%
Recommend
Location
8.3/10
Staff
8.3/10
Value for money
7.0/10
Free Wi-Fi
7.2/10
Pros
Stunning rooms
Friendly staff
Great drinks
Cosy nooks
Cons
Uncomfortable heat
Low lighting
No extractor fan
Hidden parking
Guest reviews
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7.0/10
based on 1921 reviews
7.4/10
Avery from United States
Single
boujee
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed:January 29, 2026
9/10
spacious layoutrelaxing bathtubfresh flavor
the boujee room featured a spacious layout. i liked the bathtub in the room (it was very relaxing). the thai dinner i had was also very good, especially the fresh flavors.
the location of the room made it susceptible to noise from people walking by and talking at times.
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Pat from Ireland
Couple
boujee
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed:January 01, 2026
6/10
free standing bathhotel location
the venue was beautiful and decadent. i enjoyed the free standing bath at the end ofbthe bed.
i booked this hotel and i paid. it was not easy to locate. i want a refund or the room i paid for.
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Victor from France
Single
cosy
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed:December 21, 2025
8.7/10

quirky escape

stylish decorfree parkingcomfortable bed
i found the decor quite special and very stylish. i found free parking on the hotel, convenient. the bed offered the best comfort with high-quality pillows i think i've ever had.
i noticed the absence of tea and coffee making facilities in my room.
Facilities
8/10
the hotel features a pool area, and i noticed its design. staff members were helpful and friendly. the location is great for exploring the surrounding area.
Rooms
9/10
the room was designed in a very unique manner. it had a distinct theme and dark lighting, as the pictures showed. the room offered fluffy towels and a robe.
Dining
9/10
i had dinner in the thai restaurant, and the thai food was really good. drinks are not the cheapest, but that is to be expected. breakfast offers a set menu with pastries, toast, and yogurt.
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Jacob from United Kingdom
Couple
Cosy
4 nights in August 2025
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Reviewed:September 14, 2025
8.5/10

Really good Design and Atmosphere

unique decorhelpful staff
The decor is notably unique. The staff were genuinely helpful. Dining at the Thai restaurant was a highlight because the food tasted fresh, exhibiting wonderful flavors.
Location
9/10
The hotel benefits from proximity to local attractions. The surrounding area offers various dining and shopping options for visitors.
Service
9/10
Staff responded promptly to inquiries and requests. They were attentive and courteous and contributed to a smooth check-in and check-out process. I found their commitment beneficial. It created a cute atmosphere.
Rooms
8/10
The room displayed distinctive decor with rich textures and color palettes. It included modern amenities such as a large copper bathtub and a comfortable bed, though the floor space was somewhat limited. Lighting was adjustable to suit various moods.
Facilities
8/10
The outdoor pool area was well-kept and inviting, I noticed. The Thai restaurant provided a diverse menu with fresh ingredients, though the seating arrangement felt somewhat crowded. Parking availability was somewhat restricted.
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FAQs
About Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
What time is check-in and check-out at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is by 11:00.
What is the distance from Crazy Bear Beaconsfield to London Heathrow Airport?
The hotel is 25 km from London Heathrow Airport, approximately a 19-minute drive.
What are the dining options available at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
The hotel features two restaurants including an on-site Thai restaurant.
Are there any nearby restaurants to Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Nearby restaurants include Basmati Indian Restaurant (0.5 km), Chez Pain (0.5 km), and Zizzi - Beaconsfield (0.5 km).
What unique amenities does Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offer in its rooms?
Rooms include a flat-screen TV, a coffee machine, free Wi-Fi, and some have baths that fill from the ceiling.
What leisure facilities does Crazy Bear Beaconsfield have?
Guests can enjoy an outdoor swimming pool and a spa bath.
What languages are spoken by the staff at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Staff members are proficient in English.
Are there any notable attractions near Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Nearby attractions include Cliveden House (10 minutes by car) and Bekonscot Model Village (5 minutes by car).
Does Crazy Bear Beaconsfield provide any spa services?
The hotel offers spa services, including massages and a hot tub.
What type of breakfast does Crazy Bear Beaconsfield serve?
The hotel offers a complimentary continental breakfast that includes chopped fruit salad.
What kind of room styles are available at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Rooms are individually designed with five categories, including luxurious options with unique features.
How far is Crazy Bear Beaconsfield from the center of Beaconsfield?
The hotel is located approximately 2 km from the center of Beaconsfield.

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